I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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