whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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