you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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