check it out our google latitudes are spooning
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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