Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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