69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
