No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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