All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
that's an acceptable place to lick
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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