Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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