Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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