I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Randomize
