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(301): View more from Maryland

We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud

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(520): View more from Arizona

im six kinds of drunk right now

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(416): View more from Ontario

I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.

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(765): View more from Indiana

He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.

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(912): View more from Georgia

Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say

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(309): View more from Illinois

I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions

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