ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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