What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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