Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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