This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Watching her eat just hurts me
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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