Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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