Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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