I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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