i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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