I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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