pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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