I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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