There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
The ass gains better be worth it
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