Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
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