so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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