This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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