wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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