you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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