what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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