Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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