There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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