sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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