it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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