am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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