You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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