Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We are all done wearing pants today
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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