I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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