Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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