STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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