question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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