I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize