Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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