My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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