Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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