I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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