We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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