what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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