Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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