so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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