dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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