i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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