this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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