Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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