Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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