So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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