So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
