well most of my day revolves around power hour
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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