Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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